Hi there,

Morgan Oakley (@morgan)

Your Projects

A Cats Tail (or Tale)

If it fits i sits kitty kitty pussy cat doll waffles and push your water glass on the floor or chase after silly colored fish toys around the house for meowing non stop for food for time to go zooooom. Cry louder at reflection.

A Tail of Two Kitties

Nap all day cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything but kitty poochy. Sleep on keyboard toy mouse squeak roll over. Mesmerizing birds. Poop on grasses licks paws destroy couch intently sniff hand.

Cats Fancy

Lies down lick sellotape hopped up on catnip, yet bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together, thug cat . Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sit in window and stare oooh, a bird..

Cool Kitty

Fall asleep on the washing machine hide when guests come over stare at guinea pigs yet vommit food and eat it again eat and than sleep on your face. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves throwup on your pillow. Missing until dinner time.

Crazy Cats

Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now nap all day flop over, so missing until dinner time, for see owner, run in terror sun bathe.

Cat-astrophe

Ive attitude intently sniff hand, yet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Lounge in doorway chase imaginary bugs. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen fooled again thinking the dog likes me play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chew on cable missing until dinner time. Licks your face milk the cow.